Modern Day Hotties
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt. AKA that guy who has been in movies since the beginning of time but you never remembered his name until you realized he is SEXY. Props to you, former child-star, for making a good name and reputation for yourself. And for being in this amazingly wonderful yet scandalous photoshoot. Hot damn.
- Leo DiCaprio. Remember when he was the laughing-stock of the 90’s for being that fruity guy that was in Titanic? Welllll, karma. Can he make a bad movie? Yeah, Leo, you sip that coffee and lounge like you aren’t one of the most talented people to ever exist. It’s fine.
- Here’s what I picture: It’s like, some evil genius (I only say evil because he/she makes the rest of us feel like shit) hand-picked all of the best features known to mankind and placed them on one human being, who is Evangeline Lily. WHY, GOD, WHY?!
- Ellen DeGeneres. She’s hot, she’s funny, she’s well-dressed, AND she’s unattainable. Portia picked herself a winner. Plus, I’m glad to hear she won’t be doing American Idol anymore. Looks like she’s smart, too!
- Nick Jonas. I’m sorry, but the more time that goes by, the more I fall in love with him. He’s by far the most talented of his family members, yet also the most humble and the most real. AND he’s starring in “Les Miserables” on the West End right now- HOT! I guess it helps that he is (almost) legal now. But what’s not to like about him…besides him being a JoBro?
