Reasons why Jimmy Stewart and I are meant to be:
- Went to Princeton, got a degree in Architecture.
- He sent his Oscar to his father to keep in his hardware shop. GODDAMN.
- Named Best Actor of the 20th Century by Entertainment Weekly.
- Made #133 of Top Billboards Chart with this song: The Legend of Shenandoah
- WAS A BOY SCOUT. The ying to my Girl Scouting yang.
- Played the accordion, just like my dad. Every girl wants a man like their father, right?
- Was a faithful husband! Gloria Stewart…what a lucky lady…
- Best friends with Henry Fonda
- HE IS ONLY THE MOST GOOD LOOKING AND MOST CHARMING MAN EVER TO LIVE.
His only two faults:
- He was a Conservative Republican, and
- He died in 1997.
It’s okay, though. I think those are two things I can get over.
